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peef

" i just peefed out of my ween"
by manly dude 100 September 9, 2019
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When you and your mates are beyond lean and you're just super peefed - blazed beyond definition.
Dude after that cross joint I'm so fucking peefed.
by mjwick October 19, 2015
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a peef is ones who’s penis sucks in air through pee pee hole at a fast velocity and shoots it out even faster
i peefed all up in ambrose last night he loved it
by peef October 1, 2019
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A gay sex activity where one man shits into his partners butthole and then they proceed to pass the log of shit back and forth between their asses.
Hey babe I just ate a quadruple cheese pizza, wanna peef?
by Skeetosaurus November 8, 2019
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Peefing

A word used by pro-gamers when healing in fortnite
He’s peefing behind that wall
by ChadWonercock October 17, 2021
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Peef

The act of forcing air out of the tip of a fully erect or half erect penis. This is basically the male form of queefing.
I woke up this morning with morning wood and I accidentally peefed my bed. It startled me so much that I shit the bed. What a morning.
by Lincoln G. July 31, 2020
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The practice of Peef is to have a case of such explosive shits that you rocket yourself through the ceiling. It also is when some one shits so hard they tear a hole in their pants or their toilet. The last person to have a case of Peef launched themselves into orbit and was hit by a Satilite, this tragic story is a prime example of why you should wish to never have peef, this is why you never want to go to Chipotle.
Damn bro I just had the biggest fucking Peef ever my house broke.!
by Rscott1st January 25, 2019
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