Peef

When you and your mates are beyond lean and you're just super peefed - blazed beyond definition.

Dude after that cross joint I'm so fucking peefed.

by mjwick October 19, 2015

peef

coolest guy in the world

woah that guy is the coolest guy ever. he must be peef

by peef-1 March 8, 2023

Peef

When a man farts through his penis. Also a children's story book character. Coincidence? I think not.

I tried to let it rip, but instead it became a peef.

by ScreamingSundae May 11, 2018

Peef

A penis fart

I just peefed out of my dink in Noah's ass

by Peefsmeller February 23, 2025

peef

penis queef

herald: im a proud peefer!

by idklolIlikefunnyhahas April 8, 2024

Peef

A peef is a noun to describe some who seems kinda sus and has zero rizz. They believe they are the alpha yet remain the beta. Also most of the time they are a retired horse girl. If you’re lucky you can convince the peef to gallop.

Damn sophia’s such a peef she’s got that level zero gyatt

by ivan heindersone May 20, 2024

Peef

The practice of Peef is to have a case of such explosive shits that you rocket yourself through the ceiling. It also is when some one shits so hard they tear a hole in their pants or their toilet. The last person to have a case of Peef launched themselves into orbit and was hit by a Satilite, this tragic story is a prime example of why you should wish to never have peef, this is why you never want to go to Chipotle.

Damn bro I just had the biggest fucking Peef ever my house broke.!

by Rscott1st January 25, 2019