When Ryan pulled his penis out of Kaycee's butt,he suddenly realized she had given him a peanut butter burrito.
by Ryanmarino24 October 9, 2018
Get the Peanut butter burritomug. Rob: "Do you like peanut butter?"
Admin: "Why yes, I do enjoy peanut butter"
Rob: "Let me rub some on your thighs, its supposed to be good for your skin. I'll just apply it and not do anything else"
^ Peanut butter lies
Admin: "Why yes, I do enjoy peanut butter"
Rob: "Let me rub some on your thighs, its supposed to be good for your skin. I'll just apply it and not do anything else"
^ Peanut butter lies
by Frank Inhaler January 8, 2015
Get the Peanut Butter Liesmug. The place were all peanut butter is made for people with foot fetishes.
A slang term for the job of someone with a foot fetish or peanutbutter fetish.
A slang term for the job of someone with a foot fetish or peanutbutter fetish.
by Peanutbutterfoot July 27, 2009
Get the Peanut Butter Palacemug. Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.
It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.
Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.
Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!
- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
by snack tasty July 28, 2006
Get the welfare peanut buttermug. by Shade_Immortal August 24, 2005
Get the peanut butter thighsmug. The period of time when one is past the tired stage and is now very quirky/loopy/queer. Strange/silly activities may take place during this period including but not limited to singing about beavers, eating peanut butter by the spoonful, and making whale noises while listening to peaceful instrumentals. Now on occasion this period of time can turn negative when the one experiencing the delusions is upset and/or uncomfortable with someone or something. When this is the case there may be hazards and said person may be found spitting words with venomous tone, shutting the power off in the house, and/or sharpening knives. No one has ever been hurt by someone in this state but many have been engulfed in fear. Usually the person falls asleep after time. But when the person awakes they do not remember the occurences.
Anna- Go to SLEEP!
Sean- (While strumming guitar) MAMA! Why am I a beaver!
Anna- I swear if you don't go to bed....
Roger- Just ignore him, he is experiencing Peanut Butter Time...
Anna- Where did he go?
Roger- Lock the door...
Sean- (While strumming guitar) MAMA! Why am I a beaver!
Anna- I swear if you don't go to bed....
Roger- Just ignore him, he is experiencing Peanut Butter Time...
Anna- Where did he go?
Roger- Lock the door...
by gooseberrysupreme June 18, 2011
Get the Peanut Butter Timemug. Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies
by booty bumpa October 18, 2009
Get the Peanut Butter attacksmug.