antoni pastor

i love this boy so much. he’s the sweetest most amazing person ever. i love him.

hey,wanna date?

no. your not antoni pastor

by Ellas dog November 29, 2021

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Christian Pastor

A common name for nice guys who excel in computer science, creative writting and friendship. They are usually good lovers, If you are patient enough for someone who makes love to your mind first always.

-Christian Pastor Is finishing hus tird book this year
-He surely reads fast!
-He wrote them

by Cripty February 02, 2018

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Checkmate Pastor Lee

1. "Showtime everybody."
2. Phrase to alarm or ask people carrying out cringe acts "what the fuck are you doing bwuh?"
3. Phrase invented after that guy who is notorious for being helium loud

Zer0ChiLLs: stalling and stalling and stalling

Opponent be like... Checkmate Pastor Lee. Why the fuck do you have to be a karen? Galit ka ba Ruthless Allen?

Zer0ChiLLs: "You are dogshit trash. Fuck you. Fuck you. Lucky ass piece of shit. I reported you for cheating you fucking bitch. Clown. Horrible connection over here. Shut the fuck up you little fucking douche. Faggot. I reported you to Pastor Lee you stupid cock. He will destroy your ass with his helium voice powers."
Opponent: "Whatever you suck"

by swisscheese222 November 13, 2022

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Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it

"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"

by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020

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Pastor's Daughter

A woman who gives off the impression of being a goody-two-shoes but has a secret rebellious side.

Mike: I thought she was very innocent when I met her at school, but once we got to the concert, she ended up being a pastor's daughter.

Drew: Dude, that's sick!

by tomthetank June 07, 2024

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