George Parsons

Someone who has the capability to fire a messy shit all over the wall of a public facility

Ewwww! Did you just do a George Parsons all over the wall of the K Social loo

by 👍🏻 October 5, 2016

ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

Noa parsons

She is the biggest bitch there is and everyone who doesn’t even know het hates her...

OMG that Noa parsons ewww

by Sam poes May 31, 2020

Josh Parsons

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!

Girl 1: OMG! Who is that super handsome, clever guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that’s Josh Parsons

Girl 3: Give me one sec I need to talk to that guy, he is super hot

by JEPJEP November 7, 2020

Josh Parsons

He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!

Girl 1: OMG! Who’s that super cute guy over there?

Girl 2: Oh that’s only the cutest guy in the world: he’s nice, super sporty, super handsome and super cool!

Girl 1: I need to speak to that Josh Parsons

by JEPJEP November 7, 2020

maddie parsons

maddie parsons, great gal! absolute gyatt and can get this for free on gob. definitely sole mates with dom dileonardi and should def snap him back more bc he is feening. never thought i would say this but i have never wanted to be ben murphy so bad in my life after that spin the bottle incident. maddie parsons is truly a gem, some say a diamond in the rough!

maddie parsons can get this for free

by parker_hennessy March 15, 2023

johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.

1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him

by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023