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parcoursup

Un système de classement type Battle Royal dans lequel les participants doivent éliminer les autres afin d'être sélectionné. Les joueurs, à défaut de mourir, voient leur avenir compromis en cas de perte. Les districts (Lycées) dont viennent les joueurs sont plus ou moins favorisés par les sponsors (Ecoles supérieures) ce qui entraîne des inégalités entre joueurs. Au même titre que Battle Royal, tous les coups sont permis.

Les vainqueurs du jeu sont ensuite sélectionnés automatiquement pour un second jeu, le BAC.
"Je suis 987 sur 500 dans la liste d'attente sur parcoursup!"
by BaguetteSpaciale June 10, 2018
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parkourplegic

Eng(noun)-

1.)A dumbass attemting to do some stupid shit the body wasn't meant to do trying to be cool and ends up permantly injuryed.
Dude thought it would be cool to flip off the balcony until he landed on the fence and broke his back and became parkourplegic.
by Ponyboi69 December 28, 2022
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Perlourish

Ex. He has Opinion in fewer of Right Wing, So Now he is perlourished . Because Currently Right wing Party is ruling
by Ram Swami April 23, 2023
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thirst parlor

A place where people satisfy and sometimes overindulge their craving for drink and delight. Not a dive bar, but not a pretentious pub. Things get lively, but bartenders don't flash their knockers.
Hans had a week of nonsense, lies, and disappointments. His mom told him that the only thing that would hit the spot would be going to the thirst parlor. He did and all his problems paused.
by von groovy May 25, 2017
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Mrs. Fubb's Parlor

I'm headed down to eat at Mrs. Fubb's Parlor.
by Xenu2001 June 13, 2014
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fecal parlor

Any chain restaurant whose over-priced fare is not fit for human consumption and the ingestion of it typically results in
projectile vomiting and/or explosive diarrhea.
Buffalo Wings and Rings is a total fecal parlor! The wings I had last were so fucking bad, I had to eat a half a can of cat food afterwards to get the taste outta my mouth. I was up half the night blowing up the shitter.
by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011
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Bus Parkour

Bus Parkour is a game that all bus drivers play but still deny playing it.

The game begins when two buses following the same route are within 1 or 2 stops range between each other.

The objective of the game is to get to the end of the route before the other bus. If a passenger wants to get off the bus or a passenger wants to get on the bus at a bus stop, the bus must stop at the bus stop and let them on/off.

It is this principle that brings the parkour element into play as both buses are overtaking each other as the route is followed up until the final stop (In the sense that the buses are "jumping over each other" as in parkour).

This can cause massive frustration for passengers both on and off the bus as Bus Parkour can slow down the journey and/or make the even later as they already are.
Dude 1: Why were you so late man?

Dude 2: The bus drivers were playing fucking bus parkour

Dude 1: Fuck I hate it when that shit happens
by JimmyRussell October 29, 2012
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