The most storied beer in the history of county fairs. At or about the turn of the century, Cletus Pabst, a notoriously violent drunkard and dancing fiend, began entering his home-brewed libation in hog and heffer contests at fairs in southern Ohio. Eventually, partly out of pitty, mostly out of fear of having their children beaten and/or danced with, judges awarded Mr Pabst's dirty taint flavored beer the blue ribbon in the open thoroughbred heffer class.
by Django Reinhardt January 22, 2005
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Yes sir this is cheap, and yes it will make you feel great, and yes it has more class and flavor to it than commercialized beer. Just quit yappin and get me a PBR!
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Possibly the best gastonomic treat ever ! As everyone west of the Tamar knows the proper pasty is found in one place only - the lost Celtic country of the Kernow Republic. Never called the "Cornish pasty" in Cornwall - just plain pasty or tatty oggie will surfice. Secret ingredients can be disclosed as chuck steak or skirting, diced tatties, turnip, onion, salt and pepper and sometimes parsley all enclosed in a special formula pastry wrap. The Kernowyon diaspora keep this traditon going around the world especially in America, South Australia, South Africa and Mexico.
Wos'on with they cheap imitations from 'cross the border - let's 'av a proper 'ansome celtic pasty and a dish of tay dreckly !
by Huwall July 10, 2008
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Until a few hundred years ago cornish pasty hunting was a day to day activity for royalty and upper classes.
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Get the paystyle mug.a pasty boy (pron pass-tee, like the food)is an extremley pale little bit chubby lager swilling 'lad about town' so called pasty boy because he has eaten to many and now has man boobs and blubber belly it also come about because he has very pale and pastey skin thus becoming PASTY BOY!!
in winter thank god he wears clothes ( jumpers and ripped jeans)but come summer you can find him in various beer gardens or with his mates on hol in majorca swigging lager wearin obscenley tight swimshorts and with a sunburnt back thinking hes gorgeus trying to pull the ladies.
in winter thank god he wears clothes ( jumpers and ripped jeans)but come summer you can find him in various beer gardens or with his mates on hol in majorca swigging lager wearin obscenley tight swimshorts and with a sunburnt back thinking hes gorgeus trying to pull the ladies.
by robi123 November 16, 2006
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Julie: Hey Sandy, isn't that bartender your gyno?
Sandy: Ohmigod, it is! I'm gonna go order us a Pabst Smear!
Sandy: Ohmigod, it is! I'm gonna go order us a Pabst Smear!
by Micha P May 30, 2006
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