American riviera orchard

It’s American. It’s a Riviera and it’s in an Orchard. A Yacht girl turned con artist lifestyle celebrity wannabe threw darts at a word board and came up with this title so she can merch and fund the lifestyle of her unemployable balding husband.

First up for sale: porcelain bananas with your name on it

I saw an ad for American Riviera Orchard. I laughed and kept scrolling..

by Sweetforehead1 March 14, 2024

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Orchard View High School

Orchard View High School, High school consisting of the utmost annoying people, and the most avid vapers. Kids have made more money telling on people for vaping here than someone who works a full time job.

“Oh yeah Orchard View High School? That’s where my plug goes”

by Piece CTRL Cayden December 14, 2020

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Orchard lea junior school

(I am no longer a part of this school it may have changed)
This school is somtimes fun but can also be a HELL HOLE
Luckily it has amazing teachers that I will not name for privacy as I have commonsense
The school does fun events, has a good rule system, and does fun assemblys

“Oh yeah I know orchard lea junior school! I go there”

by Kitkat robyn July 14, 2022

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the Gapple Orchard

the magical place where corvette owners go when they think they can beat my shitbox hatchback with 250k on the odometer on an empty stretch of highway

dude 1: some old white dude paralleled me on the highway, and looked me dead in the eyes
dude 2: what did you do?
dude 1: let’s just say he’s spending some time in the Gapple Orchard right now

by ed-G April 29, 2019

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