Opening House

An Open House that is also an Orgy, and both are facilitated by the realtors at the firm of the seller's agent .

"I banged this hot broad at Barbie's Opening House party yesterday afternoon before rush hour."

"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."

by OwenF April 22, 2019

Opening the fridge door

The phrase “I keep opening the fridge door means just what it sounds like but also applies to phones. You open the fridge door when you’re bored and don’t know what you want to eat or what to do. This can also be applied to apps you may open on your phone but don’t really want to, you’re just bored or not sure what to do.

Example 1: *opens fridge door* “What am I doing? I don’t want to open this.” *few seconds later* “Can I stop opening the fridge door? I’m not even hungry.”

Example 2: *after several minutes of opening random phone apps and locking and unlocking your phone.* “I keep opening the fridge door” *locks phone only to immediately unlock it again for no reason* “Dangit!” *tosses phone beside self*

by Dollbabysweetasaplum May 22, 2019

Opening ceremony

When you have to lube a finger and put it in your ass before using it.

I have to commence an opening ceremony before I shit or it will tear me apart.

by Ophinaut October 7, 2021

Orenism

Not to be confused with facism, Orenism is about becoming the most alpha male that one can possibly be.

Example of Orenism:

Girl: Hi, Oren, can we go to the movies together?

Oren: Fuck off, Im busy doing important shit like making sure that South Africa has higher potassium than Kazakhstan. South Africa must not have inferior potassium.

Girl: Wow.. that is so fucking hot...

by 420DankShit November 16, 2022

funnel opening

When you open up a women's vagina like a funnel and finger it.

I can't wait to do the funnel opening tonight babe.

by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017

Astolfo opening

Astolfo opening aka gay opening Is a opening in chess when you can win in four moves when your enemy Is really stupid, you just have to move your Queen to f7 while Its protected by bishop from c4

"astolfo opening Is used by gay people because its skill issue"

by Satania Is kawaii April 29, 2022

east side opening (eso) of san josé california

The opening to the east side in San José , California. It is the opening when you go down east santa clara until the downtown streets end (ends at 34th street and begins on king road when going east on santa clara). In my personal experience, it is a great, fun, and fast moving place where numerous resturants and shops reside on the sidewalks, also where the infamous May 29th (2020) protest on highway 101 occured, i was there luckily in order to record it. ended badly unfortunately as the police came but yah anyways

man 1: where is the eso(east side opening)

man 2: drive all the way down through east santa clara street until you hit 34th, then the eso begins after 34th ends and when king road begins.

definition of east side opening (eso) of san josé california= the opening to the east side from downtown sj

by sanjoseog408 September 22, 2020