Tubby Custard

1: A food which is eaten by Teletubies

2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese

3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips
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Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard

Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit

Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard
by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023
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Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.
Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 04, 2018
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Custard Musket

A slang term for the Male organ
He was caught polishing the Custard Musket
by peagoose May 23, 2007
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custard chucker

A male penis, speficially describing the penis during ejaculation.
Beat my custard chucker like it owes you money and open wide, beeyotch!
by The Drizzle January 25, 2005
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Jungle Custard

The semen of another man queefed by a woman
Growled this girl out and she queefed jungle custard on me
by Sando48 August 31, 2018
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Custard Trout

Custard Trout is a creature of myth on the internet.
He, She or it, is known to be a troll, but with too large of a range of wesites to be known as real or not.
It is belived he struck xbox live in the year 2008, and Playstation network in 2009.

The myth tells us that he she or it lives in atlantis, and eats nothing but children and custard.
by Robot-Bacon March 03, 2009
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Custard pickle

Kane is such a custard pickle after blowing hunter on the bus
by The destroyer of that vag November 19, 2018
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