1: A food which is eaten by Teletubies
2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese
3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips
2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese
3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips
Teletubies: Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard , Tubby Custard
Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard
Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit
Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard
Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard
Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit
Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard
by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023
Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.
My custard pump is primed and about to unload.
She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
My custard pump is primed and about to unload.
She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 04, 2018
by peagoose May 23, 2007
by The Drizzle January 25, 2005
by Sando48 August 31, 2018
Custard Trout is a creature of myth on the internet.
He, She or it, is known to be a troll, but with too large of a range of wesites to be known as real or not.
It is belived he struck xbox live in the year 2008, and Playstation network in 2009.
The myth tells us that he she or it lives in atlantis, and eats nothing but children and custard.
He, She or it, is known to be a troll, but with too large of a range of wesites to be known as real or not.
It is belived he struck xbox live in the year 2008, and Playstation network in 2009.
The myth tells us that he she or it lives in atlantis, and eats nothing but children and custard.
by Robot-Bacon March 03, 2009
by The destroyer of that vag November 19, 2018