third-floored

to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.

*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"

by clearing up December 7, 2009

Floor Sniffer

A more extreme version of a Wall Slider except they fall to the floor with thier nose buried into the ground.

Ashley was 150% sure that dante was the father of her baby. After Maury annouced that he was NOT. She ran backstage and fell to her knees and put her nose into the ground as she cried. CLOSE THOSE LEGS FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOU WONT BE A Floor Sniffer.

by sbd April 9, 2006

lava floor

a game young children make up where they usually put cushions on the floor and have to jump only on those cushions to get to certain places.

john: if you jump on the lava you will die
bob: that why i not going to jump on the lava floor.

by diamondmanizzle3 October 26, 2013

sleep on the floor

Euphemism for performing coitus (having sex), not necessarily on the floor.

Jonathan: Hey did you sleep on the floor last night?
Mathias: Yeah! It was Sarah's.
Jonathan: LETS GOOOO!

by rijoma March 1, 2021

the dance floor

the green (golf)

After a 20 minute delay, all players in the final pairing are now on the dance floor.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 29, 2022

Crying on the Floor

Crying on the floor is just a vibe. you could be laughing so hard or crying so hard that you are on the floor. We have all been there for both of those reasons its just very relatable.

HAHAHA that was so funny I'm literally crying on the floor
She's really upset she is crying on the floor over there

by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019

Floor gang

Ha ceiling gang cring

Person 1:Hi are you normal
Person 2:Yes im part of floor gang

by Floor gang April 22, 2020