yo momma

1)A preteen insult that is used by me and all my friends.

2)the perfect way to get dumped.

1)
Kid 1- "My foot hurts"
kid 2- "yo MOMMAs foot hurts!"
Kid 1- *mutters* "fag*
2)
Girl after date- Can we split the bill?
Obnoxious Guy- We can split yo MOMMAs bill!
Girl- Dude...
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Dude! *laughs like a fucktard
Girl- Bye
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Bi!

by argghhh May 08, 2005

momma slap

gettin a slap from your mother, whose usually black with junk in the trunk. Happens when you misbehave or say something that you think is fine but yo mamma don't like.

Mark:Did you see what Lebron James told his momma to do?!
James:Yea "syad!!"
Mark: How'd he not get a momma slap for that one?

by spncrm July 10, 2008

Momma's Cooking

When Kwame Brown talks out the truth whether the opposition wants to hear it or not.

Kwame Brown just served Stephen A Smith with Momma's Cooking on his YouTube. "Stephen A. Why Was You At Them Colleges & Why Was You At Them High Schools Boy?"

by That Madness July 13, 2021

Puddin' Momma

A lady that aims to satisfy one or many. Generally in large group settings, with the work being completed behind closed doors.

Will you call Puddin' Momma, and ask her to bring a dessert tothe BBQ?

by Chane Chane June 29, 2023

Momma-dance

To enjoy the effects of extacy, lsd, or some hallucinogenic chemical.

We had a crazy momma-dance friday night.

by Benny Holme$ May 11, 2009

babys momma

The mother of your illegitimate child. Often the result of a short-term relationship or a one-night-stand, therefore she is not refered to as "ex-girlfriend."

by Tom August 17, 2003

Sugar Momma

A woman who is seen as someone who can provide an interested male with financial support.

Many women may find themselves a Sugar Daddy to payroll their expensive lifestyles, but don't kid yourself, some men are smart enough to find themselves a nice Sugar Momma to support them as well.

by Dictionary Fan January 15, 2013