Amish omelette

When your eating a woman's snatch out vigorously and begin to spew vomitis violently onto her muff daggler. Then continue to eat said muff with pleasure splooging in ones pants.

Also see Amish Omelette with cheese

He was very drunk and was craving an Amish Omelette

by Dr James November 21, 2013

egyptian omelette

Closely related to the Epyptian Eggbeater, but the contents of the females/males mouth is spat into a nice sizzling hot frying pan. Don't forget to fold it in half and plate it up nicely with a bit of lemon.

"Hey Jeff, Peter and I have made an you and Egyptian Omelette!"
"Thanks Kane, you're the best"

by mcsilverue October 8, 2013

Cum omelette

When a male ejaculates onto a frying pan and proceeds to scramble it like eggs

I made a cum omelette yesterday

by Hitlersforeskin22 December 6, 2019

omelette ass

A cross between a bubble butt and a flat butt, shaped like a half moon.

I saw this girl in a bar and told her she had the greatest omelette ass I have ever seen...she took me home!

by Andrew Stephen February 6, 2008

Ovary omelette

An aborted fetus fried in melted goat milk butter on med-high for 8-10 minutes or until crispy. Served best with a side of hash browns and baby seal chips. Delicacy among Urban cannibalistic doctors, or black canadians.

Dr. Brown sure can cook an ovary omelette!

by Typhanee Jawnsun December 5, 2010

Bean Omelette

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012

Milky omelette

An uncomfortable situation. One that’s a little slippery, like too much milk in an omelette.

The business meeting at the strip club was a real milky omelette.

by MilkyPete May 30, 2018