Old Man Sexy

A male who is at least 20 years older than you who is still considered sexy despite his age.

My history teacher is old man sexy!

by SSCpimp March 16, 2009

old man's eyebrows

When someone is giving you head, you pull out right before you cum and you go all over their eyebrows. This makes their eyebrows white like an old man.

Smo loves having the Old Man's Eyebrows so much that constantly sucks guys off so he will always have them.

by Hiawatha November 11, 2006

Old man strength

A unseen unforetold strength they usually comes to you around the age of 40. Where your ancestors strengths come through you. Also from a hard life with physically demanding jobs and experience because of age. Usually leaves the body around 65 to 70 years of age depending on health.

With his old man strength no matter how hard we tried. He beat all of us in wrestling.

by Old man strength September 5, 2018

old man dick

The theorem that someone has watched so much porn in their early teens that once they have matured, masturbation and simple pornography does not arouse them.

“Bro Moyers you asked that girl for nudes?”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”

by GGuthrie February 17, 2018

old man scrote

Short for old man scrotum, and one of the few vulgarities currently not blocked by Kahoot.

Person 1: Did you see the wack shit Ethan did in Italian?
Person 2: No! What happened?
Person 1: He put old man scrote as his Kahoot name!

by pinjer October 2, 2018

Poor Old Man

Burgdorf's favorite phrase.

Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)

by The Real Driller August 30, 2022

old man jimmy

Basically a nonce

Oi fam dat old man jimmy is like such a nonce

by Mandem.com November 11, 2019