desert course

a magical place where add ons flock like the salmon of capistrano, where mr chompers chip like theres no tomorrow, where joe cooks burgers and still drives a $150 pickup, where all outside employees show up blasted from the night before, where stories about bangin broads, spittin misters, grout is scratched out, where spf tennis games get out of hand, where frisbees fly like nasa, where food orders arrive all day erday, where hunover employees get picked up by shuttles after crashin whips, where chocolates where guests sandals, where b-b-q stuff was born, where we describe let me see your grill competitions, where buffetts take place on the kiosk, where hungover mitches sleep at the tpc course for a dersert open, where 30 packs are always carried into the cart storage, where everyone hates hartman, where we fill coolers the night before, where hes fat and lazy like a bitch...tune in next week
RIP: durkin, shaw, patrick, first, humphries, amaya
maintenance breaks into loziers car at the desert course
by ryan September 08, 2006
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coursing off

male masturbation, the act of pleasuring one self.
Oh my God! I just walked in on my brother coursing off! Ew!!
by semobic February 17, 2008
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Golf Course

Sex which involves a man sticking his dick in a girl's mouth, pussy, and ass.
"Hey man! Did she let you stick your dick in every hole?" "Yes she did, I played her like a golf course and played every hole."
by stucke01 December 26, 2012
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Bernard course

Canadian slang. The opposite of a bird course.
This Bernard course has me contemplating suicide. Thank goodness there's Professor Hardy's bird course to save my average.
by CaptainCanada August 19, 2011
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optical course

book any piece of literature over 100 pages.
The Catcher in the Rye is an excellent optical course.
by Devin Dix January 04, 2007
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course is fall

When people are so happy about it being fall that it's their only response to anything.
Chris: Hey can I go to IMF?
Bob: course is fall
by El Tuto Numero Dos August 18, 2011
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crash course

when someone abruptly collides with another persons lips.
- a sneak attack
- unexpected
Jack gave me a crash course on Sideburn Rd!
by shartlysultan October 11, 2021
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