Neep

A person who has a small penis and enjoys the act of frantic masturbation.

My mate's a right Neep, he won't stop playing with his tiny cock!

by Hunter April 24, 2005

Neep

verb; to complain

Stop neeping about bad sex and try something different.

by Neep-o-lot May 9, 2011

neep

Using the brunch mentality (the in-between meal for breakfast and lunch), neep is a word to describe a period of rest longer than a nap but shorter than a full-blown sleep.

"I ran to the store, dropped the kids off at school, took a neep, then made dinner".

by DMCG April 19, 2006

neepawagan

A native boy named Troy Taylor that lives in a Tee pee and eats bannick.

Neepawagon, quit making out with drunk boys

by Troy Gary Taylor April 23, 2003

neeplz

a round pinks circle on womans boobs

Nice beeg neeplz, they so nice

by Cabgh Jui May 15, 2003

Neep

The deepest sleep one can have throughout the night.
Derived from nighttime and sleep combined together.

Person 1: "Dude you look extremely tired."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm about to go get some neep."

Person 1: "What are you doing tonight when you get home?"
Person 2: "Whenever I get home, I'm grabbing a snack and going to neep!"

by Tildobaggins August 23, 2021

neep

a swede. An orange coloured root vegetable. Ate in vast amounts on the Isle of Skye

See that wee neep, it's no a turnip it's a swede.

by H. Aggis October 15, 2007