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nutcracker

An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.
Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!
by LordJenal July 7, 2022
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Russian Bloody Nutcracker

Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off
Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.

Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
by ScroTard June 20, 2022
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Nutcracker

When you feel the need to drop your nutsack in the butt crack of another man.
I just dropped my nutsack in the butt crack of my mate Rupert, whilst he was having a piss, he said what you doing? I replied, I’m giving you a nutcracker!
by Girth Harris July 3, 2022
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Nutcracker

When you have a friend who out of nowhere will either kick or slap you in the nuts as hard as they can
Man 1: Jerry just hit me in the nuts super hard

Man 2: Yeah, he's the nutcracker of the group
by IBankGrenades December 6, 2021
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Alabama nutcracker

An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth
Christmas Eve was so awesome. Betty-Jo gave me the best Alabama nutcracker of my life!
by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025
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Nutcrack

Someone you see who is an idiot; Someone with a crack in their nut (head), in other words, a crazy, stupid person.
Man, that kid watching Minecraft videos on his chromebook in the hallway is such a nutcrack.
by TheNutcrackExpert February 6, 2025
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Nazarbayev Nutcracker

A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."
Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025
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