Nutmabut

The same definition of "suck my d*ck" but replace it with your ass. Use to counter any same swear word.

Bully: What are you gonna do, fight me
Victim: Nutmabut you d*ckhead

by Teacherthatdonthelp November 24, 2021

Nutman

A term used by British and Commonwealth Sailors to describe a Homosexual or a Male who displays flamboyance Behaviour.

Keep your arse against the wall Boys, He is a Nutman.
Elton John is a Nutman

by zuzbar stikibudz January 1, 2021

Nutmaggin

Invented in Savannah by Mike Reed It means to ride a persons nuts

Why you riding me shawty, Quit nutmaggin.

by Fresh December 21, 2004

Nutma'd

To be punched in the face by your spouse over inconsequential actions

" My wife nutma'd me because I smoked some cigarettes."

"Oh man you just got nutma'd"

"Dude I wouldn't do that.. If your wife finds out you're going to get nutma'd"

"I'm gonna nutma Craig when he gets home if he didn't bring me a twin"

by Neverbeennutma'd July 27, 2015

nutmaster

A person who can nut you in less than 12.57 seconds

"Damn Decambe is a nutmaster"

by Yournuttybuddy March 30, 2023

Nutmaxxing

Noun / Verb

The act of optimizing your nuts (ejaculations) to the fullest potential, so you can glaze your partner (internally or externally) with the utmost amount of semen (cum).

This can be achieved by saving up your loads for special occasions by practicing abstinence, getting 8-9 hours of rest each night as well as consuming lots of water, eggs, beans & lentils, pumpkin seeds, whole grains, milk, yogurt, avocados, almonds, walnuts, olive oil, salmon, sardines, bananas, leafy greens, oats, dark chocolate, oranges, berries, bell peppers, and tomatoes.

Friend 1: "Becky, what's that thick, copious amount of viscous white glaze covering your entire forehead and dripping down your nose?"

Becky: "My boyfriend Justin has been nutmaxxing for the last two months, and surprised me twenty minutes ago with a facial of epic proportions."

by Dickmanchu69 January 2, 2026