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Nutmaxxing

Noun / Verb

The act of optimizing your nuts (ejaculations) to the fullest potential, so you can glaze your partner (internally or externally) with the utmost amount of semen (cum).

This can be achieved by saving up your loads for special occasions by practicing abstinence, getting 8-9 hours of rest each night as well as consuming lots of water, eggs, beans & lentils, pumpkin seeds, whole grains, milk, yogurt, avocados, almonds, walnuts, olive oil, salmon, sardines, bananas, leafy greens, oats, dark chocolate, oranges, berries, bell peppers, and tomatoes.
Friend 1: "Becky, what's that thick, copious amount of viscous white glaze covering your entire forehead and dripping down your nose?"

Becky: "My boyfriend Justin has been nutmaxxing for the last two months, and surprised me twenty minutes ago with a facial of epic proportions."
by Dickmanchu69 January 2, 2026
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