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nostril reed

A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.
I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!
by wikileaksrocks March 18, 2011
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squirrels nostril

"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.
Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!
by Snaketrifle February 27, 2011
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Nostril Tampon

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.
This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.
by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010
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nostril monstral

where a man puts his penis in a chicks nostril to fuck
dude i just gave your mom the nostril monstral
by MILFhunter2010 September 15, 2009
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Bong Nostrils

The situation in which you hit the bong and suddenly one of your nostrils becomes clogged, yet you cannot blow anything out your nostril to clear it. Long term bong use can lead to more frequent bong nostril flare-ups.
Jon: Sniffles

Joe: Dude are you sick?

Jon: Nah man, just got some bong nostrils.
by Bongitis January 1, 2012
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Nostril Flareage

When one's nostrils enlarge due to excitement of a sexual nature.
Erica was so excited when she was telling her friends about her boyfriends oral talents, she had serious "nostril flareage" It was very sexy!
by Biffs Pleasure Palace November 24, 2010
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Leaking Nostril

When your having intercourse And your about to nut put your dick in your girlfriends nostril And let it rip
“Bro I have my girl a leaking nostril Last night
by Djdjuxndjx April 17, 2019
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