A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.
by wikileaksrocks March 18, 2011
Get the nostril reedmug. by popapoppin January 29, 2018
Get the coconut nostrilsmug. by Snaketrifle February 27, 2011
Get the squirrels nostrilmug. by Dirk Diggler II April 7, 2010
Get the Otter's nostrilmug. A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.
by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010
Get the Nostril Tamponmug. When your having intercourse And your about to nut put your dick in your girlfriends nostril And let it rip
by Djdjuxndjx April 17, 2019
Get the Leaking Nostrilmug. A hole in the septum (the cartilage divider between both halves of the nose) that can result from heavy cocaine use.
Ask Rob to show you his third nostril. He can put a rolled up kleenex in one side and pull it out the other, and floss it back and forth. It's nasty as shit.
by Buster the Cat May 3, 2011
Get the Third Nostrilmug.