A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.
Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."
by willbchou January 2, 2012
Get the offense on purposemug. After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship. Like a traditional rebound, but with a better chance to score a new relationship with a better mate.
Guy 1: Dude, one happened to that one chick you were talking to?
Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!
Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!
Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!
Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!
by Jack the Definer December 14, 2009
Get the Offensive Reboundmug. a sexual saying.
meaning.. a guy will be hitting a womans vaginal left wall, then take it up.. knock the bottom out.. then bring it to the right wall.. then bring it back across to the left wall. technically making the shape of a triangle.. hitting all of her major points.
meaning.. a guy will be hitting a womans vaginal left wall, then take it up.. knock the bottom out.. then bring it to the right wall.. then bring it back across to the left wall. technically making the shape of a triangle.. hitting all of her major points.
"yo, i got that triangle offense boo" or "tonight ima be giving shorty that triangle offense ya digg?"
by C.Mo January 12, 2008
Get the triangle offensemug. The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.
by Kopernikus November 7, 2010
Get the Offense spendingmug. by dattt boiiii June 6, 2017
Get the soft and offensivemug. The progressive stages of advancement and rejection in the make out process (Go for Boobs = Offense, Get pushed away = Defense)
by douknowchriso August 26, 2008
Get the Offense-Defensemug. When not initially finding offense, the offense archeologist digs for the offense until they find it. When they unearth an offense they polish it up, put it on a pedestal, and then bask in the glow cast upon them by the admiration of the offense archeologist peers.
The offense archeologist had to twist the speaker's words into the realm of the obsurd in order to find something to be offended by.
I wore a tan shirt to my lecture, an Offense Archeologist said it was a brown shirt and asked me if I liked Hitler.
I wore a tan shirt to my lecture, an Offense Archeologist said it was a brown shirt and asked me if I liked Hitler.
by Don E Darko July 9, 2022
Get the Offense Archeologistmug.