When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)
"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."
by Peter Grandview April 1, 2008
 Get the Septic Narkmug.
Get the Septic Narkmug. by Lavranish July 1, 2019
 Get the Narkmug.
Get the Narkmug. by Zac Genivine May 18, 2018
 Get the Narkmug.
Get the Narkmug. Similar to a narc but superior in every way. They do not take the secrects or sensitve information to authorities but rather they protect people's information.
by Aussie Janitor  July 13, 2021
 Get the Narksmug.
Get the Narksmug. Casi, your such a nark!
by Abchijj December 7, 2017
 Get the Narkmug.
Get the Narkmug. to be narklike according to the definition provided by *name not available*. Essentially, whatever *name not available* wants it to mean whenever *gender not available* wants it to mean it.
person one: God you are such a narkful!
person two: what does that even mean?
person one: it's a secret.
person two: what does that even mean?
person one: it's a secret.
by smish4 November 27, 2009
 Get the narkfulmug.
Get the narkfulmug. 