Nard

Collective noun for 4 pints of real ale.

Do you fancy garn up the pub for a nard

by David Robert Proud January 20, 2009

Nard Dog

Commonly used as a nick name for Andy Bernard in the popular hit series "The Office" Andy Bernard is played by actor Ed Helms.

Nard Dawg; Nard Dog

(NAHR) (DOG)

Andy Bernard: "Does the Nard Dog want Nard Pups? Yeah, I want a big ole litter of Nard Pups, all jumpin' around, suckin' on the TEET. Put em' in a box give em' to my neighbors...Yeah I want kids.."

by stevetheg December 27, 2011

Nard is Wayne

To embody the athletic talents of Bernard King. Usually the phrase is uttered by fans in a drunken state of excitement.

"NARD is Wayne and he is now chariiel CHACE or CHASE!

by Ned - December 14, 2008

drop a nard

To take a shit.

"Just going to the shitter to drop a nard"

by Menzelberry July 21, 2016

Nard Bags

When one must say all with nothing but this cruel box.

Eli: Have you ever supposed the role of our perception in determining the objective truth. That is the transmigration of knowing in one instance to not knowing in another.

BoothMane: Nard Bags!

by shift_fucker February 9, 2019

Narded

To be slapped in the testicles.

My buddy was being a tool so I narded him.

by TheTokyoSaint December 25, 2016

Nard-Dog

A reasonable looking man with his life figured out, IN HIS HEAD. He may have some anger issues and punch holes in the wall now and then, but hey! He's Nard-Dog

Oh my gosh did you see Nard-Dog punch a hole in the wall

by The Bumbling Office Manager May 20, 2020