Lola Dement Myers

The most fun girl to hang out with. She is always a ball of sunshine and plans to be a crazy cat lady when she grows old. She has a Kim K. ass and is proud. She goes to the best camp on Earth with her best friend in the world, Sammy Altman. She is very happy and bubbly. She also has blue hairs and likes to change her favorite song all of the time. She is a facebook addict and is seeking help.

This party isn't fun enough, we need a Lola Dement Myers

by eisnergirlxoxo123 April 28, 2011

North Fort Myers

Home of the Lifted trucks, Rednecks, and Fights Every weekend. It's really a good time, if you know the right people. The older Generation is more laid back, and quick to break a hater's eye socket. The younger Generation are not as tough, and are more subject to whining. Every time a new piles song comes out, the younger generation thinks they are bad ass lol.

Can YOU handle North Fort Myers?

by T.W.P. July 12, 2011

Fort Myers

A slummy, boring city in southwest Florida full of decomposing geriatrics and foreclosed homes. The social climate can be summed up as "spiteful grapevine." Everyone has a grudge against everyone else in Fort Myers. For this reason and many others, it is called Fort Misery by its locals.

Fort Myers, and Lee County at large, is so unbelievably boring that one of their main attractions is a patch of land overlooking brackish water with a fountain that looks like watersports porn from a certain angle. Also known as Centennial Park.

Don't take my word for it; look up Lee County sucks in Google.

Girl: "Where do you live?"
Guy: "Fort Myers."
Girl: "Oh."
Guy: "Is something wrong?"
Girl: "I'm sorry." *click*

by -Anonymous=-- March 17, 2011

MICHAEL MYERS

a horror movie character. As a kid he was posessed by this thang called thorn, he killed his sister and he was sent to tha loony bin, then he escaped 15 years later and then he went to haddonfield ilinois to kill the rest of his family,

guy #1 Who the fuck is that?
guy #2 Thats Michael Myers!
(Michael stabs both guys to death and hangs them upside down in his closet)

by LIL O.G. August 31, 2008

Brett myers

A pitcher on the Philadelphia Phillies who likes to beat up his wife.

When Brett Myers gets mad he takes it out on his wife.

by dan lourie June 25, 2006

micheal myers

Michael Myers is a fictional character from the Halloween series of slasher films. He first appears in John Carpenter's Halloween (1978) as a young boy who murders his older sister, then fifteen years later returns home to murder his last living relative,his sister whom he has not seen sence he killed other family members at the time when his little sister(the one he trys to kill now)was a baby

micheal myers is only mad and kills people because he is still a virgen(LMFAO) at possible 50 years old

by TiTyRon August 21, 2009

Nina Myers

1) proper noun. a former character on the action-packed series '24'. She was a CTU agent during Jack's first terrible day and was discovered as a traitor. She killed Jack's wife Teri that day. On Jack's second horrible day, he enlisted the arrested Nina's help in stopping a nuclear threat. During his third nonstop day, he got the satisfaction of killing that bitch when she tried to escape CTU custody.

2) noun. a traitor or bitch

1) Nina Myers attempted to kill Jack Bauer but failed miserably because he's too savage to die.

2) I told you my secret and you told everyone! You're such a Nina Myers.

by Kyle O September 28, 2005