mugshot

to descibe someone that is REALLY ugly or looks bad at the time. a mugshot is the name of a photo cops take of criminals after they've been cought. and criminals don't usually look good after they've been beat down by a bunch of good for nothing cops

holay... that guy is so mugshot

by unique August 9, 2004

Mush Bag

used to insult someone who is an idiot and brains gone to much because of repeated drug use.

Yo, that jeff piercey is a fuckin mush bag

by Steve Thornhill January 22, 2008

mush-rail

Someone who appears to be thin with clothes on, but their body is actually flabby, mushy, or cellulite-ridden.

Girl 1: "I wish I had Natalie's body."

Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."

by Julie F. and Julie B. April 22, 2008

mush mission

When someone keeps going on and on and on about their love life and they tell it in SUCH a sappy puppy dog love type way, that they are on a mission and nothing can stop them.

So I said, no I love you more, and he said, NO. I love YOU more...isn't that so romantic? Oh, sorry, im on a mush mission aren't I?

by SimplySara January 14, 2009

Mush Monday

First day of the work week after excessive partying, resulting in a clouded or confused physiological state of mush brain. Typically there are increased instances of absenteeism or little to no productivity on a Mush Monday

Chris grab me another beer!!! I have already called in sick for work tomorrow. There is really no sense in going. After 48 hours of drinking it would just be another Mush Monday.

by somechic July 27, 2009

mush puss

The result of letting your partner cum insid you and not having time to wash up properly afterwards. Extreamly uncomfortable and sticky if you have things to do that day. A constant reminder of how gross you are and how badly you need a shower.

Damn it! I am late for work are ready now I have to deal with MUSH PUSS all day long you're so inconsiderate

by BoxChevy33 January 3, 2015

MudShot

After Anal intercourse The male gets a bottle of vodka and pours it down the gaping asshole then pours shitty vodka into shot glass then puts shot glass in gaping asshole and drinks it.

person 1: Hey wanna do a mudshot babe
person 2: sure i'll grab the vodka!

by Gaycunt42069 November 20, 2019