mulligan

A mulligan is usually found simping for girls that will never simp back for them .They are quite fond of the app 'Houseparty' and has many minutes with girls. Most people just feel bad for mulligans. Mulligans choose girls over the lads

Stop being a mulligan and hang out with the lads

by MullyECM123 December 26, 2020

TJ Mulligan

When you got whiskey dick and you cant get un-shrunk enough to penetrate and you are only halfie during head so she gives you an apathetic consellation tugjob until you both shake on it and call it quits.

I got whiskey dick at the bar last and couldn't finish when I got home. At she gave me a TJ Mulligan until I passed out.

by euewiuhgwiuehiufeiuefbhveifubv November 10, 2025

Hot Mulligan

When you pramaturely ejaculate and your partner gives you a chance to try again.

I nutted in my pants, but Jen gave me a hot mulligan, and it went much better the second time.

by Ldapperdon August 4, 2025

Mulligan

Yeah, I don't think I need tell you guys this but... You know I'm taking a mulligan on being wrong, right? Yeaahhh.... So, we're back up to 100% accuracy! Captain Always-Right!!!! I know. It's astonishing. How can a man be as right as I am as often as I am? They can't! It's impossible for anyone but me! I'm the greatest! And I'm always right.

Hym "How many of you have been here since the beginning? You had to have known I was going to take a mulligan, right? You had to know. Because it was a flook. It didn't count. I've been doing this for years. You have to know that (over time) I have accrued a substantial back-log of mulligans. I haven't needed to use one until now. So... -2 mulligans for me.... You know, actually, I didn't even need to be wrong. As a matter of fact, I was wrong on purpose and only did it for the sake of this bit. So, I'll take those mulligans back (uh-spankyouverymuch). +2 mulligans. There... 100% correct. All of the time. And we still have all of our mulligans. Everything is right with the world once again."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2023

Spicy mulligan

Getting hit in the face by a 4×4 wooden post that kicks out under the pressure of a 12 ton hydraulic jack.

He was trying to lift up that exterior deck when he got hit with a spicy mulligan!

by T.Skippy December 24, 2019

Brennan Lee Mulligan

funny guy who knows a lot about birds and says hey gang. he plays dnd and game shows where the game changes every show

“Get in the comments!” ~ Brennan Lee Mulligan when he is not the host

by pink_lasagna July 3, 2024

Mulligan

When You Need a PASS for your mistakes, those slip-ups, or activities that you may need an excuse for.

The Teacher asked Billy if he had his homework assignments for Days He missed, He responded with his crooked Smile ”I figured you'd let me have Mulligan since you know my circumstances”.

by ComingCorrect May 5, 2021