That gru is much wow.
by anonymus_2.0 February 19, 2018
Small market town in the county of Shropshire, England. Actually has shops, unlike most of the surrounding villages, but to be honest you'd rather go to Shrewsbury, Telford or Bridgnorth (nearby towns) if you actually want anything other than a loaf of bread or some sausages. Mainly populated by the elderly and sub-humans (chavs).
There is a local primary school, and a secondary school named William Brookes School, after the most famous Wenlockian that nobody else has ever heard of. Most people who go to the school would rather be doing drugs than learning. Many do so anyway. The school was rebuilt in 2009/10, though it didn't really deserve it.
If you cared you would be on Wikipedia, let's face it. Anyway, basically Dr. William Penny Brookes started the Wenlock Olympics in the Victorian era, and continues today. It inspired the French guy who's name I cannot be bothered to look up (but sounds something like Pierre de Coobertan) to start the modern Olympics in some year or other. One of the two Olympic mascots for London 2012 (Wenlock & Mandeville) is named after the town, although the Olympic committee decided not to take the torch there, but instead skirt round, apparently avoiding it instead. Seriously though, that's a little retarded.
Many people living there have lived there all their lives, and so have their parents. There are people there who are their own cousins. We're talking extra toes here. I've seen them.
There is a local primary school, and a secondary school named William Brookes School, after the most famous Wenlockian that nobody else has ever heard of. Most people who go to the school would rather be doing drugs than learning. Many do so anyway. The school was rebuilt in 2009/10, though it didn't really deserve it.
If you cared you would be on Wikipedia, let's face it. Anyway, basically Dr. William Penny Brookes started the Wenlock Olympics in the Victorian era, and continues today. It inspired the French guy who's name I cannot be bothered to look up (but sounds something like Pierre de Coobertan) to start the modern Olympics in some year or other. One of the two Olympic mascots for London 2012 (Wenlock & Mandeville) is named after the town, although the Olympic committee decided not to take the torch there, but instead skirt round, apparently avoiding it instead. Seriously though, that's a little retarded.
Many people living there have lived there all their lives, and so have their parents. There are people there who are their own cousins. We're talking extra toes here. I've seen them.
Person one: Have you been to Much Wenlock?
Person two: Yes, I almost drowned in pensioners. Then I got assaulted by some yoofs.
Person one: Bloody Hell! I'm not bally well going near the place!
Person two: Good day!
Person one: Good day to you sir!
Person two: Yes, I almost drowned in pensioners. Then I got assaulted by some yoofs.
Person one: Bloody Hell! I'm not bally well going near the place!
Person two: Good day!
Person one: Good day to you sir!
by Benyaminx July 03, 2011
by Matt Bleck March 12, 2008
"Gay Much" is used in everyday conversations to state that somebody is acting very 'gay'. It is also to suggest that one (persumably a male) likes to become aroused around other guys. Often can be used in threatening situations where a person find themselves proned to attack from say a rapist or cock hunter.
1. You are with a group of mates and suddenly you see a male checking out another male, you then say gay much.
2. A gay man starts wandering towards you, he then says come here little boy. You then say 'Gay Much', this will in turn cause the attacker to become confused and weak, he will start foaming around the mouth, then will collapse on the ground and die.
2. A gay man starts wandering towards you, he then says come here little boy. You then say 'Gay Much', this will in turn cause the attacker to become confused and weak, he will start foaming around the mouth, then will collapse on the ground and die.
by WillTurnerMan November 03, 2009
When you are not ready to say “I love you” or you just don’t feel that way towards the person you are talking to or who u f/w. A less intense way of saying those 3 scary words.
by mylovaaaaaaa342 June 03, 2019
Strictly speaking, the phrase "Jealous Much?", means "are you very jealous?", that is to say it is question rather than a statement.
By contrast, it can be turned into a statement simply by reversing the order of words. Thus "much jealous" would mean "I am very jealous".
Unfortunately, most people today have a flagrant disregard for proper syntax, and so the distinction between the two has become blurred.
However, the literature on the subject is very unambigous on the matter, and most experts consider the word order to be so important that both question marks in written work, and intonation in speech are irrelevant. That is to say, the question mark may be freely omitted from "Jealous much?" without affecting the meaning, while any stray question marks in "¿Much jealous?"are to be ignored.
By contrast, it can be turned into a statement simply by reversing the order of words. Thus "much jealous" would mean "I am very jealous".
Unfortunately, most people today have a flagrant disregard for proper syntax, and so the distinction between the two has become blurred.
However, the literature on the subject is very unambigous on the matter, and most experts consider the word order to be so important that both question marks in written work, and intonation in speech are irrelevant. That is to say, the question mark may be freely omitted from "Jealous much?" without affecting the meaning, while any stray question marks in "¿Much jealous?"are to be ignored.
Person 1: Jealous much?
Person 2: Much jealous.
Person 1: Would you care to elaborate on that.
Person 2: No.
Person 2: Much jealous.
Person 1: Would you care to elaborate on that.
Person 2: No.
by God Emeperor April 14, 2011
by Lisa and Melissa October 31, 2005