mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009

Mostestestest

1. The maximum amount a person can be loved.
2. A greater amount than mostestest.

Stas - "I love you the mostestest"
Lizzy - "Well I love you the mostestestest"
Stas - "I surrender. There is nothing else I can say that will trump that."

by Themostcorrectpersonever June 2, 2016

the mostestest

1. The greatest amount you could love someone.

2. How much Ellie loves Tomas. (I win.)

I luh you the mostestest!

by elldawg millionaire December 4, 2020

Moses Bird

A Bird at the San Diego Zoo that watches over all the other birds in its aviary.

The Moses Bird sat watching all of its fellow birds eat merrily.

"Let my Birdies Go"

by General Howard January 11, 2009

mosses brown

The sexual act of sticking your dick in a girls ass and smacking her with a bible.

i mosses browned her ass. Mother Fucker

by jack boone February 4, 2009

moses staff

another word for penis

ol girl can get the moses staff. im going to part that ass like moses part the red sea.

by mofotofu March 1, 2009

moses staff

when a guy gets his best male friend HARD.

dude you just gave me a moses staff...............!!!

by noahfina June 16, 2009