Ringer Mortis

What an old bastard has as a ring tone. Usually Moon River or Patsy Cline.

Did you hear the ringer mortis coming from Tim's phone? That shit's OOOLD!

by Demised May 5, 2011

Rigor Mortis

-noun
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.

Carl: Dude this is good weed.

Greg: I know, I can't move.

Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!

Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!

Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.

Greg: What the fuck?

by Sheet Man November 29, 2010

Rick and Morty

really fucking dumb shit nobody should ever watch

"that nerd is watching rick and morty... L"

by kailee9 April 26, 2022

23 Morty

the Highest number in the world;the Highest number ever;the Highest number there is

yo that shit kicks ass times 23 morty!!

by jack May 26, 2004

vigor mortis

Medical term to describe the condition of an undead person (a.k.a., a zombie

The patient was bit yesterday, and vigor mortis is already setting in. He’ll be craving brains by nightfall.

by Kid Vortex March 15, 2019

Triggered Mortis

the body becomes stiff and mind runs out of things to say usually caused when one's feelings, political views, world outlook, and or beliefs are completely demolished by facts, reason, and or logical arguments

Left speechless after hearing there were two genders, Cindy fell into triggered mortis

by AWSDP June 11, 2018

Memus Mortis

A meme of ye old time, no longer extant. Such meme hath been o'ertaken by normie folk.

Templar, why doth thou still speak'st of yond boyith meme, 'tis a memus mortis

by Cubeman7 May 8, 2018