morgasm

what happens to everyone when someone named morgan is being really sexy and hot

morgan: *exists*
everyone: oh lord i just had a morgasm

by jaybirrd October 3, 2021

Morgasm

A “Morgasm” is the experience of being sexually pleased, fulfilled and nullified by the ringmaster of the “Waffle Wagon” Jake Morgan.

“I received the morgasm and it felt like I was having true sex for the first time”

by The Waffle Wagon November 8, 2021

Morgasm

typically located in the suburbs of chicago, this girl causes a morgasm (a pleasurable sensation) to toxic and ugly men.

Did you hear, Morgan gave Arseni a morgasm. She’s so out of his league, it’s a shame.

by Georgetta Stone June 17, 2022

Morgasm

When Max Morgan lays down the pipe.

Hey babe, you ready for another Morgasm.

by Bigdaddyexpress41 August 5, 2023

J.P. Morguean

Infamous robber-baron who didn't mind filling the funeral homes with corpses just so that he and his "rich-bug" cronies could continue "living the good life".

I try to be very careful with my finances so that I don't have to take out any loans, and I avoid the NYSE like the plague; with these wise practices, I hopefully won't fall victim to any modern-day J.P. Morgueans.

by QuacksO September 30, 2018