moosehole

(noun)The big brown eye that everyone has on their posterior a little up from the legs.

Don't stick that in your moosehole, it will hurt and surely get stuck.

by EHJ September 7, 2008

moosplash

n. The chaotic geometrical uplift of fluid that insues after an obese individual's downward decent is met by a plane of water.

Note: Depth of water must be greater than the diameter of the obese individual.

Holy crap, that fat man created one hell of a moosplash.

by Mark & Sean July 6, 2005

moosesus

(pl. n) many moose. just too many moose. this is the end.

(n.) moose Jesus

My friend was stampeded by moosesus.

Moosesus, our lord and Savior, then revived them.

by sylvee177 April 29, 2020

Moose Man

Women love him. Geese Man’s mortal enemy. Moose fear him.

Moose Man: “They call me Moose Man”
Moose: *trembles*

by yerxa December 11, 2020

Lays Plastiqué la Moose

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.

Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.

by Sharkey & Bubbles March 10, 2023

Moose Stuff

Things done with or by a Moose.

Guy:"What's moose stuff?"

Moose:"Whatever you want it to be; I can have sex with you or I can just stand over there and drink from that lake, and everything in between...

Guy:"Get in..."

by Mooselvr January 11, 2008

Mooseconflappers

A word that generally means any swear word such as: crap, shit, fuck, dammit, etc.

It is normally used by Canadians, since they are in the moose country.

Oh mooseconflappers! I forgot to pack my lunch for the day!

by Cucumb3rs March 15, 2009