Potato Headed Mongoose

A potato headed Mongoose is a person so stupid that whenever they talk it causes of chemical reactions to occur in the brain that instantly result in immediate pain, occurring in the pressure points all throughout the body. You can easily track down these people on their Visco-wannabe Instagram accounts that they made without their parent's permission so that whenever they look at their phone, they must delete the app. In the real world, they are often found in the back of classrooms or at the school canteen, talking loudly and thinking that they are cool when, in fact, they are the total opposite. The potato headed Mongoose are found often wearing clothes from retail stores such as Supré, where whenever they shop there, they receive many raised eyebrows as they purchase clothes that are well beyond their visual years. These people are most often female, have not gotten their first period yet act like they do, and receive the kids menu whenever they go to restaurants even when they're teenaged.

Potato Headed Mongoose: OMG, did you see what Stacey posted on Insta? SO NOT OG!
Literally everyone else in the room: SHUT UP YOU POTATO HEADED MONGOOSE

by FratGuy1234 October 3, 2019

Moonhouse

Synonym for outhouse.

Term exists because many old outhouses have a moon carved into the door.

That moonhouse by the highway smells like shit.

by ienjoyopium April 23, 2009

Mad Mongoose

The name of the most feared modern pirate. Rumors are that his real name is Scott, but that is only a rumour. All that is known is that he is such a pirate that he pilages an entire city for shits and giggles.

Ahhhh@ we're being pilaged by Mad Mongoose@ there is no hope@@@

by Mad Mongoose January 9, 2004

Mongoose

a slang term for vagina.

Mongoose eats snakes.

by storm998763 December 13, 2009

Mongoosed

The action where one male feels intimidated by the presense of another male while in the company of a female (or potential partner) and puffs his chest out as a form of peacocking.

When I met NayNay at the game, her boy Micah totally Mongoosed me. Like I'm a threat to take NayNay away.

by NewGuy311 May 15, 2010

Mongoose Wheeler

A mexican bike that can usually be seen on the side of the road when you are driving in your car.

"Did you just see that Mongoose Wheeler in action!?"

by G-Mystuh and Oliv November 2, 2004

mongoose skater

A person who just rides a skateboard with out doing tricks

Boy: Do a trick
Girl: I can't do tricks, I can only ride
Boy: Your a mongoose skater?

by Showlow February 25, 2009