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Mormon Standard Time

Due to the struggle of having countless kids, Mormons run late to most every occasion. It is only acceptable to be late if you are Mormon, otherwise there is no excuse.
The meeting starts at 9:00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.
by Sickle Mode August 22, 2019
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monmouth

A place full of old people next to a place of chavs that spend their days smoking spliffs and beating the shit out of kids, home of nelson and Royce now home of chavs
Cameron and Harry went down to Monmouth yesterday and got shanked”
by Josiah Sinsons February 23, 2021
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mormon mobile

A large van, almost the size of a small bus, that is used by churches or other organizations to haul 15 kids around. Many mormon families have them so they can haul all 13 of their children.
Damn dude, I wish this mormon mobile wouldn't take up 3 spots downtown when I'm trying to park.
by rabblerouser August 16, 2006
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Mormon food

Mormon food is most accurately described to the modern world as junk food and/or fast food. It can include Wendy's Baconator or just general junk food. Fucking disgusting.
Your Friend: Dude, your girlfriend eats like a starving dog!

You, you bastard: Yeah, I stopped off at Wendy's and stocked up on Mormon food for my bitch.

Your Friend: Damn, you stupid.
by DOUBLEmoniKERR February 24, 2009
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mormon grand slam

After marriage, when a couple has at least 4 kids. This could possibly happen within the first year of marriage if the couple has quintuplets, or within 4 years if they are diligent.
Zach and his wife keep poppin out babies like every single year. He is swinging for his 3rd mormon grand slam with this last baby.
by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
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Mormon

The religion that people love to mess with me for being a part of.
Classmate: How are your wives doing, Mormon?

Me: I'm 14!
by TheReelDealMC February 9, 2017
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Mormons

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.
My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.
by crisper2 March 17, 2011
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