by which name isn’t taken jesus January 2, 2021
Get the monkimug. Alyssa is honestly such a monkys, she can’t do anything. She sucks at video games, school and sports.
by Chris P May 19, 2019
Get the monkysmug. The hottest sexiest mf you will ever meet. He is oh so caring and so sweet, Monky will make the most out of your life without even trying. When they enter the room, everyone is racing to talk to Monky. They will literally wrestle each other to try to talk to Monky because that's how cool Monky is. They will literally perform arson to talk to Monky because that's how supportive Monky is. If you ever meet a Monky in your life put a ring on it!!!
She say do you love me
I tell her i am monky.
She say do you love me
I tell her i am monky.
Person 1: Oh my gosh who is that hot amazing funny and ripped BEAST?
Person 2: You didn't know? That's Monky.
Person 1: Oh my gosh I'm going to talk to Monky.
Person 2: No I'm going first! Back off! I have a taser
Person 1: B*TCH I called him first!! I never liked you.
Person 2: Hah i was only pretending to be your friend anyway.
Person 1: You're lying.
Person 2: You think I actually care about your friendship? I was only friends with you so I seemed more popular so I could talk to Monky.
Person 1: Let's fight.
*Person 1 and 2 aggressively fighting over Monky*
Person 2: You didn't know? That's Monky.
Person 1: Oh my gosh I'm going to talk to Monky.
Person 2: No I'm going first! Back off! I have a taser
Person 1: B*TCH I called him first!! I never liked you.
Person 2: Hah i was only pretending to be your friend anyway.
Person 1: You're lying.
Person 2: You think I actually care about your friendship? I was only friends with you so I seemed more popular so I could talk to Monky.
Person 1: Let's fight.
*Person 1 and 2 aggressively fighting over Monky*
by monkylover March 12, 2021
Get the monkymug. by Furry Owo February 3, 2021
Get the Funki Monki Fridaymug. 
Self-aware robotic organisms hell bent on destroying their own world. They drive power from guzzling green juice.
by G Monkie May 26, 2009
Get the Monkiedmug. meaning that your a stupid skinni weiwei.
Never mess with a skinny monki u don’t know there powers and what the hold.
Never mess with a skinny monki u don’t know there powers and what the hold.
thing1: hey look it’s the skinny monki
Victim: FONT MAKE ME U LEASH MY INER SELF
thing2: wow I’m scared
Victim: *turns to a slim monki that looks like those yogurt commercials*
Thing1:HAHDJAJD
THING2: 😭*crying of laughter*
victim: look at that u guys r squeakers
Victim: FONT MAKE ME U LEASH MY INER SELF
thing2: wow I’m scared
Victim: *turns to a slim monki that looks like those yogurt commercials*
Thing1:HAHDJAJD
THING2: 😭*crying of laughter*
victim: look at that u guys r squeakers
by foot lice December 11, 2020
Get the Skinny Monkimug.