home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!

Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009

Monitor

A person with a square head.

Adam Pasquerello is a monitor.

by mullettboy August 4, 2009

Weapon of Monitor Destruction

Rumoured to be a secret military project that went wrong, Weapons of Monitor Destruction or WOMDs are completely denied by all respective agencies. There is mounting proof that manganaro is a WOMD due to a classroom incident that took place recently. Possibly another side effect of MBD.

"Watch out dude, that guy is a WOMD, better hide your computer!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

hall monitor

Having sex in or around school grounds.

John:I totally fucked this chick in the science lab!
Joey:Oh so you were a hall monitor.

by michael smego January 18, 2008

Monitor Lizard

A person who spends too much time at the computer for frivolous reasons,gaming or aimless net-surfing. Same as Mouse Potato

That guy spends so much time playing Halo he's becoming a real monitor lizard.

by Rann109 October 16, 2008

line monitor

me, marjorie, i monitor lines.

the girls stred at me from the line i was monitoring, because i am the line monitor

by marjorie June 1, 2003

[Cheat Beat] (or) [Baby Monitor]

The slang for using the heart beat attachment perk in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3.

(Guy1) Quit using that Cheat Beat (or)Baby Monitor .
(Guy2) Yeah, but I'm getting a lot of kills with this Cheat Beat (or) Baby Monitor.

by egyptiandreams January 4, 2012