A woman who is married to a gay man in a time or place when it is unsafe for him to come out/date a man. The woman is typically attracted to the man but understands that they cannot be intimate.
Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.
Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.
"Brian and I have been married for 5 years now, his father is religious and would cast him out if he knew I was his mock wife"
"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"
"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"
by lamblint December 13, 2017

the sound that one hears when one is in a room and hears multiple conversations occurring, yet the person cannot understand what any one person is saying.
by archie reed February 12, 2008

by bobbbbbb the builder January 11, 2010

A specific, overused, and emphasized term used to compare and stereotype, typically in the “educational lens.” The first thing, typically an inferior research paper or person is compared to a vastly superior person or paper of the same subject, or vise versa.
“In this corner you have all the social, artsy, leader kids who can research, and put in the time. Then you have that Mock 85 weird kid sitting in the back picking his nose or something.”
by Yo yo síwa October 5, 2018

When you talk about something that literally no one has any clue, or create an inside joke that only a select few find funny while everyone else finds completely ridiculous.
Seth: OMG sup y'all
Olivia: Heyyyyyyy ;)
Seth: When J.E doesn't anything about the closing arguments HAHA
Olivia: Omg ikr!
Hanny: Omg wtf stop the mock talk...
Olivia: Heyyyyyyy ;)
Seth: When J.E doesn't anything about the closing arguments HAHA
Olivia: Omg ikr!
Hanny: Omg wtf stop the mock talk...
by #calor June 14, 2016

A semi-derogatory term originating in the the UK in the 1970s to describe a band that purports to playing rock music but is not the ‘real-deal’ and is “manufactured” to appear tougher and more gritty than they are.
Usually used when a band reaches a wide audience seemingly through reputation rather than by ability AKA “The Emporer’s new clothes”
These bands are often liked by 15-25 year old males who work in Estate Agents or Building Societies during the week but at weekends put on the obligatory band t shirts which MUST be coloured BLACK (and which can be worn with an optional bandana).
Usually used when a band reaches a wide audience seemingly through reputation rather than by ability AKA “The Emporer’s new clothes”
These bands are often liked by 15-25 year old males who work in Estate Agents or Building Societies during the week but at weekends put on the obligatory band t shirts which MUST be coloured BLACK (and which can be worn with an optional bandana).
by One Eyed Pete October 28, 2018

He is tall but also just the right size. Has big pretty eyes. Strong man who acts like he wants a lot of girls when in all truth he likes one girl and one girl only. He will end up marrying a girl with the name that starts with the letter A. He treats the girl he likes like a princess and cuddles with her but he does not have the balls to tell her he likes her deep down and he does not have the balls to ask her out. He is a mommas boy. He cares what people think of him sometimes. He is also a very sneaky person.
by Havemykids June 13, 2021
