Mississippi Riverboat

Much like the motorboat, except you take a runny shit on the woman's chest first. You then proceed to motorboat her, and every few seconds you lift your head up and yell "Mark Twain!"

Shari wanted me to give her a Cleveland Steamer, but I gave her an extra treat when when I gave her a Mississippi Riverboat instead!

by Crablouse April 21, 2009

Mississippi Whisper

While performing oral sex on your partner you spread their asscheeks apart to tongue punch their fart box they proceed to fart in your face.

Trent was going down on Laura the other night and she totally gave him the Mississippi Whisper.

by mayfnutter July 5, 2020

Mississippi Twister

A drink concoction often containing alchohol or a mix of soda that is secretly stirred with a penis and then given to an unsuspecting victim.

Man, that's gonna hit him like a Mississippi Twister.

by Murdah Sammich March 14, 2009

mississippi dandy

when ur really drunk and u hook up with a hot relative......

yo i wish i was austin so i could pull a mississippi dandy on his hot ass sister

by friend of friends March 23, 2003

mississippi missle

when a chick takes a frozen piece of shit and begins to pleasure herself with it.

The other night, i walked into my bedroom, only to find my wife using a mississippi missle.

by vajojay1 March 17, 2010

Mississippi Mopper

The art of ejaculating on a females back and finishing the act by saying "I can fix that little missy" in a southern accent, as you wipe your cum off her back with her hair.

Guy1: "Last night I came on my girls back and used her hair to give her a Mississippi Mopper!"

Guy2: "No way dude! That hilarious!"

by ChromeCock April 7, 2017

Mississippi Hippie

Mississippi is the “hospitality state” and their #1 industry is agriculture. So many Mississippians are extremely friendly (thinks of others before themselves) and are very country.

She knows how to work cattle, hunt, smokes pot, and is socially liberal.... definitely a Mississippi Hippie.

by outlawshiit July 7, 2020