Mississippi Friction Teddy

When you rip open the bottom of a teddy bear and sew in a fleshlight for pleasure

My girlfriend went away for work so I was left home all alone with nothing but my Mississippi friction teddy to keep me company

by fruitflint May 31, 2016

mississippi booce bunger

When you take a preztel stick and cover it in tobasco sauce then violently jam it in your urethra.

Yo me and that bitch got wild last night. She gave me a Mississippi booce bunger, that shit was tight.

by VYSUS February 7, 2017

Mississippi Mud Slinger

The act of ram rodding a fat ass till the spicy brown dribbles down your fuck stick.

Oh shit Eric got the Mississippi Mud Slinger again. Look at that mess.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

Mississippi

The state with lots of the same letters

Wow that hoe is a Mississippi

by Redfox224 January 11, 2020

Mississippi Log Jam

Perfoming anal sex in the murky, muddy backwaters of sketchy food such as gas station sushi or any Indian dish...

The tandoori wasn't sitting too well but she was really riled up so I Mississippi Log Jammed her in her roomie's bed..,

by LB87 May 24, 2016

Mississippi Handbag

a men sticks his nuts, (balls) under a women's armpit.

Mississippi Handbag term was used in Fan Boys the movie 2009

by the force is with me June 16, 2009

Mississippi Mudflap

A long, thick and voluminous mullet, found on the beautiful redneck of Mississippi. I liken it to a lion's mane, only much prettier when observed in it's natural habitat.

That is the prettiest blond Mississippi Mudflap I've ever seen!

by Amber Rosa January 12, 2009