Mirage the coomlord

someone that has drip and too much robux, also very very smexy

Look at that person, he is a Mirage the coomlord!

by Ayesyeys May 9, 2021

Fanny Mirage

A woman that appears to be a 10/10 from distance but upon closer inspection turns out to be a 4/10

Hey bud, check out this stunner comin..

Naw dude that's a Fanny Mirage , keep scouting.

by Djengo July 25, 2019

mitsubishi mirage

Is a small ladys car that gay men have started too use too drive too work and gay events like anal fisting and docking parties.
Alot of these cars are used for paedophiles too commute too school yards.
If you see a mirage driver call police

Mitsubishi Mirage Too drive like a special kind or retard.

by Shellshocker0123 May 3, 2018

Mitsubishi Mirage

Probably the crappiest and most dangerous car out there. It’s a pile of shit made by a crappy Japanese car company.

One crash in this thing and you’re dead. It’s a death trap.

There’s a reason why it’s called the Mitsubishi Mirage. Everything about this car is absolutely junk, and, it’s just a Mirage… Duh. Are you surprised?

It’s a pile of trash with the mirage of being an actual vehicle. That’s why the gangstas at Mitsubishi called it a Mirage. Don’t you get it?

by Gothic Miscreant February 21, 2024

tampon mirage

When you feel you have a tampon inside you when you do not

I have a tampon mirage, crazy huh

by gingleberrymcfuddick May 4, 2017

Mirage

Hair problems? Just take the new street drug I invented called Mirage. It will dehydrate you until you look like you have perfect Disney Ariel bangs in the mirror while simultaneously lowering your credit score.

Karen looked in the mirror and wondered, am I actually mermaid.. what is a credit card.. look at this stuff, isn't it neat? The Mirage was not her credit score or the drug, she is looking for electricity and a mirror under the sea!

by Lil Vicky January 26, 2022

Gay mirage

When a heterosexual checks out a member of the opposite sex and then realizes they are a member of the same sex, making yourself gay and shameful for a short time

I had a gay mirage when I drove by and beeped the horn at this chic bent over gardening in tight pants.Then they stood up and waved and it was an 82 year old man.

by clevercrow May 18, 2024