Micro-Meese

A Micro-Meese is a microscopic variation of the common Meese. Micro-Meese live all around us but you can't see them. They are in the air, on your body, and in deep space. Nobody wants Micro-Meese but without them, you would not be able to breathe. A theory suggests that Micro-Meese are actually what we breathe and that oxygen does not exist. The Meese Prevention Act of 1936, created by Vice President John Nance Garner, banned Meese from doing long division, which stopped the spread of Meese up until 1955 in Illinois. This was supposed to go on until 2006 but was ended earlier as Meese pox started to spread.

Don't you just love the smell of Micro-Meese in the morning?

by Meese Meister January 25, 2018

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Micro-weed

Weed that you bought to some guy and that has been dryed by a micro wave instead of drying naturally, thus the dealer doesn't have to wait before selling it.

Vince : Hey man, my weed is getting me high but i got no taste
Barry : yeah , it's micro-weed!

by BarryDaFunkyMonkey November 23, 2009

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Micro Missile

When a male’s semen shoots out in a linear fashion and with a massively increased projectile velocity

Person 1: dude she’s the one.

Person 2: how can you be sure?

Person 1: when I jerked off to her, I pulled a micro missile.

by Cuntbag_g August 31, 2019

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Micro Pooping

When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.

When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.

Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!

Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!

by LoveMuscle69 June 1, 2017

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