Pulling a micro is when you come back from a BRB or Be Right Back, then proceeded to go and leave a twitch chat again.
by BlueOtaku February 24, 2020
When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.
When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.
When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.
Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!
Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!
Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!
by LoveMuscle69 June 01, 2017
A Micro-Meese is a microscopic variation of the common Meese. Micro-Meese live all around us but you can't see them. They are in the air, on your body, and in deep space. Nobody wants Micro-Meese but without them, you would not be able to breathe. A theory suggests that Micro-Meese are actually what we breathe and that oxygen does not exist. The Meese Prevention Act of 1936, created by Vice President John Nance Garner, banned Meese from doing long division, which stopped the spread of Meese up until 1955 in Illinois. This was supposed to go on until 2006 but was ended earlier as Meese pox started to spread.
by Meese Meister January 26, 2018
Weed that you bought to some guy and that has been dryed by a micro wave instead of drying naturally, thus the dealer doesn't have to wait before selling it.
by BarryDaFunkyMonkey November 23, 2009
As said by FHM:
A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.
A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.
by Diego August 21, 2003
by Vous Comprenez? January 29, 2006
by Nsider May 24, 2004