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methtropolis

A city with lots of methamphetamine addicts, where tons of tweakers live and break in and rob your shit
Independence, Missouri, is the methtropolis of mid-America

Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
by Assex 776 September 22, 2023
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methtropolis

A city with lots of methamphetamine addicts, where tons of tweakers live and break in and rob your shit
Independence, Missouri, is the methtropolis of mid-America

Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
by Assex 776 September 22, 2023
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methtropolis

A city with lots of methamphetamine addicts, where tons of tweakers live and break in and rob your shit
Independence, Missouri, is the methtropolis of mid-America

Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
by Assex 776 September 22, 2023
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metrouplis

the collective polycule that is asheville would be when they all converged to form one massive metrouplis.
asheville may have become the first metrouplis in america
by sketch.wtf November 18, 2023
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metropolotan

Denotes a "big city" locale where everyone engages in da classic "hockey on horseback" sport right out in da streets.
Perhaps there'd be less frenetic "galloping about" in a metropolotan area if a large plot of land was set aside for a community park where da equestrian riders could go to play their favorite game, resulting in quieter streets and clearer throughways and thus allowing for more serene and uneventful commuting around da business and residential sectors of said urban area.
by QuacksO October 14, 2025
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Metropais

A fatherless man or boy who takes on the emotional and attitudinal traits of his often emotional, aggressive, and bitter mother or other current or former female guardian in his life. While the man or boy may outwardly appear masculine in every way, his behavior when faced with stress or conflict quickly become emotional and irrational.
He's being such a metropais by freaking out at the customer service counter that the jeans won't fit him and are in a color he likes.
by E_jeck November 14, 2025
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