Metropixels

The lack of megapixels in the camera phones available for MetroPCS cellular service subscribers.

Tom: Damnit! I can't see nicole's nipples in this perfectly centered boob shot, this cam phone pic is too blurry

Chris: F***ing metropixels!

by Dylan684 September 7, 2010

metrotextual

n. one who spends an inordinate amount of time texting and reading texts.

His/her constant use of cell phones for sending and receiving texts makes one a metrotextual.

by dogjams October 11, 2011

Metrosexual

Typical a white, liberal male, who enjoys playing guitar and riding horses. Strictly against guns and loves wearing hipster clothing. Master of latin, and often enjoys the occational night out at nearby parks.

Wow, that metrosexual really loves horse-back riding and spending ridiculous amounts of money on strikingly similar guitars.

by ponytailman November 29, 2016

Metrosexual

When a straight male with liberal political views shakes his ass on dudes in the club, but leaves with his girl the same night.

Also a straight male who dresses decent as fuck (drip), has several boys sleep over but also strictly fucks his chick.

Randy was throwing it back on Leonard at the rockin’ club for almost 4 straight hours until Leonard’s pants had a sweat stain in between both pockets. However Randy still left with his main chick Hilda, but Leonard spent the night after having too many cosmos & glasses of wine. Randy is very much so Metrosexual.

by Pullinhoez October 6, 2020

Psuedo-Metrosexual

A closeted homosexual male who claims to be a metrosexual to try to make others less suspicious of their sexuality.Psuedo-Metrosexuals are always fairly feminine, but not always to the point where it's extreme but enough where if they came out it wouldn't really be surprizing.

Note: not all Metrosexuals are secretly gay.

Dave was scared people will suspect him of being gay so he told everyone he's a metrosexual. Everyone knows he's really a Psuedo-Metrosexual, but they don't want to make him feel bad.

by personwhosayswords December 18, 2011

Metrosexual Hipster

A hipster who spends a lot of money for his clothes.

look at that metrosexual hipster, he has some gay clothes.

by KassemGsLongAssNose November 25, 2011

metrosexuality

When an alleged "straight" man enjoys being feminine in a non-flamboyant way. A metrosexual would enjoy such festivities such as make-overs, putting on make up, getting his hair "done", putting on body spray scented with either cucumber melon, raspberry, mango or any other fruit-like smell, and constantly looking at themselves in the mirror. These men also tend to be bulimic because they are afraid of being fat and can be seen on any episode of American Idol, either as the host, judge (Simon Cowell), or as a contestant.

Ryan Seacrest is a metrosexual whore.
I'm sorry I savagely beat you, it was because your metrosexuality was showing.
Girrrrl I was at the salon and the most festive metrosexual did my hair, as a thank you gift I gave him a steamy bowl of mung.

by ashface June 2, 2004