1.
Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....
2.
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....
2.
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

by anonymous October 5, 2020

by heshyfanclub November 23, 2020

A physics wizard. The smartest person you'll ever see make some of the most questionable life choices you couldn't have thought of. He'll keep you guessing because he not only enjoys chaos, he exudes it.
Merlin is unbelievably hot. He wears shorts and a tee shirt and doesn't turn on the heat at 20°f.
Merlin comes in two special editions: Edward Hair and Viking Hair.
Merlin gives the best hugs and the warmest cuddles and will always make you smile. He has the best laugh and is the best person you could ever hope to have in your life.
Merlin will forget the names of every mini game in Mario Party but he knows the Greek alphabet so you'll give him a pass.
Merlin's greatest flaws are spelling ditto "dido", hating on biology sciences, losing his vape pen constantly, and ordering toasted tuna sandwiches before close at a Subway.
Merlin is unbelievably hot. He wears shorts and a tee shirt and doesn't turn on the heat at 20°f.
Merlin comes in two special editions: Edward Hair and Viking Hair.
Merlin gives the best hugs and the warmest cuddles and will always make you smile. He has the best laugh and is the best person you could ever hope to have in your life.
Merlin will forget the names of every mini game in Mario Party but he knows the Greek alphabet so you'll give him a pass.
Merlin's greatest flaws are spelling ditto "dido", hating on biology sciences, losing his vape pen constantly, and ordering toasted tuna sandwiches before close at a Subway.
"Wow, Merlin has the best dick! You're so lucky!"
"I'm gonna marry Merlin, I'm so lucky I have him!"
"Merlin, be careful!"
"I love my Merlin!"
"I'm gonna marry Merlin, I'm so lucky I have him!"
"Merlin, be careful!"
"I love my Merlin!"
by Edgar's Agatha March 31, 2024

A Bartered how likes to steal a platypus named money. Usally pansexual and likes a girl named Haley. Also usually on computer 24/7
by Merlin is ugly September 7, 2020

Merlin is known as a famous mythological figure, who is protects and serves his lover Arthur Pendragon. In the bbc show, Merlin has trouble understanding his destiny (returning magic into camelot), so he gets guidance from his pet dragon Kilgharrah (who betrays him and kills half the people in camelot), but anyways for him to achieve his destiny he needs to protect his lover soo he can use him and bring magic back to camelot.
Gwen : stop trying to steal him away from me MERLIN!!
Merlin : MY BAD!!! i'm just gonna use him for 5 years or two really quick
Gwen : ugh!!!
Merlin : MY BAD!!! i'm just gonna use him for 5 years or two really quick
Gwen : ugh!!!
by DooDoo_Balls July 5, 2021

A short sweetie who is very observant and will care about thier loved ones no matter what. A lot smarter than they think even though they aren't very good at spelling. Often curious and spontaneous but very helpful even though they don't see it. Deserves a lot more than they are given mainly for because of thier attitude. Definitely the cutest person I've ever met <33. Deserves someone to keep them grounded but also to be with forever. Makes you smile everyday and the more caring person you will ever meet. Always makes your day even a bit better if you didn't do anything wrong. If you have a Merlin in your life, keep them close because you'll never know what you have until maybe it is too late. If you know a Merlin, give them a hug cause they've been through a lot.
"I hope Merlin will marry me some day"
"I could love Merlin forever."
"I promise to love Merlin for as long as I live."
"I could love Merlin forever."
"I promise to love Merlin for as long as I live."
by Dannanwitch October 29, 2023
