Maynard James Keenan

Cult-like frontman of Tool. He has a lot of fans, but others consider him to be overrated; the amount of these people exceed Tool fans.

Tool fan: "OH MY GOD MAYNARD IS SO AWESOME HE SINGS ABOUT HIS SIX INCH DICK"

Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"

Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"

Non-Tool fan: "Figures."

by neezyplease December 17, 2004

Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.

"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."

by Brookwood April 1, 2008

Quinn Maynard

A puck ass bitch that sucks more dick than Jacob. His hair looks like yellow cum. I didn’t even know he was a guy until someone called him gay for liking penis. Worst of all, he gets all the lesbians that pretend they’re strait. Except Erika. He’s a gay man with all the characteristics of a lesbian woman.

Guy 1: Hey I heard Quinn Maynard is sucking dick in the bathroom for $5.

Guy 2: Shit Guy 1, that’s gay.

Guy 1: Wait isn’t Quinn Maynard a girl?

Guy 2: Na man he just looks like a chick.

Guy 1: Haha I’m gonna shoot myself now.

Guy 2: Right behind ya Guy 1.

by Griff likes futa lmao April 28, 2020

Maynard

Mustard + Mayo = Maynard!

"Put Some Maynard Between The Buns Of Your Siamese Sandwich!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 21, 2023

Maynard

An old German male name meaning "power". Usually either the greatest singer of all time or a 6'7 chad double amputee anthro fox.

Maynard Jones is such a chad 😫 he has such a big dick 🔥

by Triad40 July 28, 2021

Maynard

This is a naming term for people with great sense of music taste and are always seen vibing.

Yo Maynard lowkey just vibin with the girls there. Kinda wish I could be like him.

by Heads gang October 2, 2020

Maynard

Maynard is a person who can only be described once you get to know him in whatever extent. He's really good at sport($) and has a really good sense of humour. This person also has a lovely family who you can tell he loves very much. And yes he can also be the naughty hot bad guy but which ever version of a Maynard, a Maynard wants to play he's always attractive.

Maynard's are good people to walk to school with.

by Mrs AM Noppers January 19, 2019