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Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022
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Human Milker-o-matic

Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 26, 2022
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Matic

An aristocratic guy, who is interested in watches and clothing.
OMG, you're such a Matic! Don't be so aristocratic!
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Matic

A really really cool guy. With a dick size of the snake, thrown through the back and pinned to the front. Playing with him is always the best.
She saw a snake, probably is Matic.
by LudiBosanac2 January 6, 2022
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Matic

If you have Matic in your life you're really lucky. Matic is a wonderful person and best lovely boyfriend. He's really good friend and love sports. Take time to show him whats he meaning to you. Matic love to spend time with his girl Maja. Be like Matic be amazing.
Matic is my one and only.
by majička January 2, 2017
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Matic

Matic is a group of extremely obese male and females gamers. A known fact is that majority of their keyboard's are filthy and full of food leftovers. Their leader of Matic who we all know as Sixa only look decent with a pound of makeup on her face and her emo boyfriend is the only nigga with the Krabby Patty formula. MATIC K, LOUD K, OPB K. { EvL, TH, YRN, SIN, D4W, AOG, SOL, TBL ON TOP }
by EvL[Hated] February 6, 2022
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Matic

A Skinny Ass Nigga Who Likes Something White From Santa, what else do you think Matic was cuh, He also likes to murder people so stay away from him niggas
Just leave that man Alone Nigga,

Santa His Dad
Murder Kill
Matic our Friend
by ThiccAssMatix November 22, 2021
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