A really really cool guy. With a dick size of the snake, thrown through the back and pinned to the front. Playing with him is always the best.
by LudiBosanac2 January 6, 2022
Get the Matic mug.Intimidating looking dude with anger and alcohol isues. Looks like he could beat you up (probably would if u piss him of or insult/hurt his homies). If u know him well he is big hearted softie(still has a alcoholic problem tho). He is a theater kid, probably gay(jk don't kill me pls)
Stranger: look at this guy he looks intimidating
Matic's friend: nah that's just matic , he wouldn't
Matic's friend: nah that's just matic , he wouldn't
by _ilya_ May 21, 2022
Get the Matic mug.Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 26, 2022
Get the Human Milker-o-matic mug.A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022
Get the Human Milker-o-matic mug.Matic is a group of extremely obese male and females gamers. A known fact is that majority of their keyboard's are filthy and full of food leftovers. Their leader of Matic who we all know as Sixa only look decent with a pound of makeup on her face and her emo boyfriend is the only nigga with the Krabby Patty formula. MATIC K, LOUD K, OPB K. { EvL, TH, YRN, SIN, D4W, AOG, SOL, TBL ON TOP }
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