jones bbq and foot massage

some random dude that loves bbq's and foot massages

jones bbq and foot massage

by nathan_85 September 20, 2020

Giving the Dirt Worm a Massage

When you have anal intercourse with another person and the anus prolapses, you then stroke the anus, resembling a massage.

What are you doing, John?
Giving the dirt worm a massage, David.

by Beet Meet November 27, 2019

massage

To rub a bodypart, or body, specially with gentle & soft techniques. Sometimes massages are hard & may hurt, but are useful in the end.

"I wanna give my girlfriend a full-body massage. Oh yeah, I want to rub every part of her....I'll massage her fine, sleek ass, then turn her over to massage that fine rack of hers, and finally, go full-bore on pleasing that hot succulent pussy of hers; I'll rub it up'n'down and listen to her sexy moanings and I'll have my day made. LOL"
-me

by Dave February 13, 2004

Head Massage

Good, clean fun that will leave just about anyone in a nearly post-coital state.

Fuck, that head massage felt orgasmic!

by thefishmaster February 28, 2011

Tijuana Back Massage

The act of sitting on anothers back with speaded ass cheeks while delivering a devastating fart.

I just snuck into Daves' room and gave him the Tijuana Back Massage of his life. He's probablly going to need to shower.

by Aus151 July 20, 2010

massage

What some sleazy asshole tries to do to your woman behind your back. If you know any guys like this, kick their ass immediately.

'Oh sweety, it's not sexual, I just want to give you a massage, it doesn't mean anything.'

by dgarnett December 28, 2005

french massage

Hand Job with oral sex to bring client to climax. Term used by call girls or prostitutes.

My girlfriend gave me a French Massage and I came in her mouth so hard she choked a little.

by Khokolate February 25, 2011