Malinak

Verb - to injure oneself inexplicably, or through a senseless act.

Past tense: Malinak’d

Derived from The Blaze producer Keith Malinak and his history of weird injuries.

“How did you Malinak yourself this time?”
“Beats me. I was walking on flat ground, and sprained my ankle.”

“I was cutting fruit, and Malinak’d my finger with the knife tip”

Malinak by Brady Hartzfield December 11, 2025

Emily Maslin 

The sister we all want to shag but won’t because we won’t because of bro code

yeh I’d bend over Emily maslin

Emily Maslin by houndlover222 November 22, 2021

Dirty Massina 

When a girl named Massina has sex with Audrie’s mother

Omg Massina just pulled a Dirty Massina

Dirty Massina by CleorTheMermaid January 19, 2022

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima” 

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima” by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024