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Stock Market 

A girl who has the potential to be cute, but is not quite there yet, so one invests and acts nice to her in the hopes that when she is cute they can cash out and bang her
Man 1: That girl over there seems cute but shes a little chubby
Man 2: She's a stock market, be nice to her now so she will think your a "good guy" later when shes hot
Man 1: Ah gotcha invest now, cash out later
Stock Market by PapaWolf March 10, 2013

grey market

Not quite the black market, something of a grey area. Basically involves buying goods in bulk in foreign countries where they are cheaper, then shipping them to richer countries to sell at a cheaper price than elsewhere in those countries.
Levi's on the grey market, ok?
grey market by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

mc-market.org 

The #1 block game forum where Xiri got falsely banned by abusive mods.
Geek: Hey, is that a wild Xiri here on mc-market.org?
Ally: Yes! Let's ban him, we'll find out a reason later!
mc-market.org by freexiri January 20, 2021

stock market 

One of the best computer games ever invented. Involves lots of strategy, but luck also. Numerous strategy guides have been written.
Yeah, Halo can be fun, but you really have to try the stock market.

If IGN rated the stock market, they would give it at least a 9.8 out of 10.
stock market by Wanderfalke October 9, 2010

market spoiler

One who outperforms his/her peers in any situation, in essence, making everyone else look bad. He/she can be the twat in class who always submits a thesis when asked to write a 2-page essay, or the person who turns up to a pot luck party with lobster bisque and crème brûlée while you bring a platter of Jell-o.

Also known as market spoiler
Man #1: My wife and I just came back from a romatic getaway to Paris, where I bought her the most over-priced piece of bag she could find. When we got back to the hotel, we made sweet love all night long with her on top, after which I gave her a 4-hour back and foot massage.

Man #2: Why do you have to be such a market spoiler?
market spoiler by harriette potter December 16, 2008

Milk Marketing 

When you are jerking off with a random dude at the same time when you two are going to ejaculate you put your penises together and blow your load into each other.
I can't today, i'm going to do my Milk Marketing with Tyler.
Milk Marketing by ANDYBOI@))@ November 7, 2018