Now before reading this definition know that in this i am ONLY talking about quality marijuana. I know nothing about non quality but that doesnt matter because quality is the only way to go.
Marijuana is the Physcoactive plant known scientifically as cannabis sativa or cannbis indica. The herbal form of marijuana consists of dried mature flowers and subtending leaves of pistillate ("female") plants or resin glands. The chemical in marijuana making it phsycoactive is "delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol" commonly known as THC.
Marijuana is commonly known as: Marijuana, pot, bud, weed, grass, dank, chronic, kill, stress, ganja and way too many more to name.
Look: Dried leaves stuck together in bud form usually bright green but can be any hue of green sometimes with some purple also. Good marijuana has hairs on it all over the place usually red but again theres far too many types of marijuana to be specific And also it has visible thc all over it if its really good its almost powdery theres so much thc. Good marijuana in nug form is going to have stems going through it. Theres seeds every once in a long while but theyre very uncommon with good pot.
Smell: Can smell like anything from skunks to car oil (always in a good way) different kinds of weed have different scents and no two are exactly alike.
Feel: Good marijuana has a lot of different textures sometimes its very dense meaning compact and hard and other times its very sticky and moist and easily crushed. Its never a good idea to break apart pot with your fingers because you bruise the thc making the herb less potent. Experts in marijuana smoking use only grinders when they smoke.
Marijuana measurements:
Quarter pound- 4 ounces
Ounce- 28 grams
Quarter(fourth)- 7 grams
Eigth- 3.54 grams
Half eigth- 1.7 grams
Average price for good marijuana in grams:
1 to 1.4- 20$
(half 8th)1.7 to 2.3- 25$ or 30$ if your dealers an ass.
(8th)3.4 to 3.7- 50$ to 60 dollars depending again on if your dealer is an asshole or not.
(Quarter) 7.0 to 7.5- 90 to 100$ depending on how much more than 7.0 he is going to give and quality of the weed usually quarters or super kill are 100 dollars but you can get them as low as 90 some times.
(Half ounce) 14 to 15- 150$ or as much as 185 if your dealer is worried about profit.
(ounce) 28 to 30- about 300 to 350 depending on quality and dealer.
If your in the market for some marijuana and it does not fit into the above criteria say no. If its brown turn it down.
Marijuana is the Physcoactive plant known scientifically as cannabis sativa or cannbis indica. The herbal form of marijuana consists of dried mature flowers and subtending leaves of pistillate ("female") plants or resin glands. The chemical in marijuana making it phsycoactive is "delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol" commonly known as THC.
Marijuana is commonly known as: Marijuana, pot, bud, weed, grass, dank, chronic, kill, stress, ganja and way too many more to name.
Look: Dried leaves stuck together in bud form usually bright green but can be any hue of green sometimes with some purple also. Good marijuana has hairs on it all over the place usually red but again theres far too many types of marijuana to be specific And also it has visible thc all over it if its really good its almost powdery theres so much thc. Good marijuana in nug form is going to have stems going through it. Theres seeds every once in a long while but theyre very uncommon with good pot.
Smell: Can smell like anything from skunks to car oil (always in a good way) different kinds of weed have different scents and no two are exactly alike.
Feel: Good marijuana has a lot of different textures sometimes its very dense meaning compact and hard and other times its very sticky and moist and easily crushed. Its never a good idea to break apart pot with your fingers because you bruise the thc making the herb less potent. Experts in marijuana smoking use only grinders when they smoke.
Marijuana measurements:
Quarter pound- 4 ounces
Ounce- 28 grams
Quarter(fourth)- 7 grams
Eigth- 3.54 grams
Half eigth- 1.7 grams
Average price for good marijuana in grams:
1 to 1.4- 20$
(half 8th)1.7 to 2.3- 25$ or 30$ if your dealers an ass.
(8th)3.4 to 3.7- 50$ to 60 dollars depending again on if your dealer is an asshole or not.
(Quarter) 7.0 to 7.5- 90 to 100$ depending on how much more than 7.0 he is going to give and quality of the weed usually quarters or super kill are 100 dollars but you can get them as low as 90 some times.
(Half ounce) 14 to 15- 150$ or as much as 185 if your dealer is worried about profit.
(ounce) 28 to 30- about 300 to 350 depending on quality and dealer.
If your in the market for some marijuana and it does not fit into the above criteria say no. If its brown turn it down.
"Hey man! i just got 2.7 of some killer for 30 lets get baked!!!"
20 minutes later...
"i love you dude"
"i love you too dude but i love marijuana more"
20 minutes later...
"i love you dude"
"i love you too dude but i love marijuana more"
by kirkabis September 24, 2007
420
ace
african
alaskan thunderfuck
apocynum cannabinum
ashes
aunt mary
bag
baggie
bales
bamba
bangue
bc bud
bhang
blunt
bo
bobo
bonghit
boo
bowl
bricks
broccoli
bud
buddha
bush
buzz
cannabis
cannabis indica
cannabis sativa
chief
chronic
columbian gold
cryppie
cryptonite
dagga
dank
devilweed
diggy
dirtweed
ditch
ditchweed
dobie
domestic don juan
doob
doobie
dope
draf
draw
durban poison
fir
flowers
ganja
gash
gasper
giggle twig
gold
gong
gram
grass
green
greenbud
green-sticky
griffa
happy backy
hash
hawaiian homegrown hay
hemp
herb
high
hocus pocus
homegrown
hooch
hooter
hops
humboltd
indian hemp
intsangu (zulu)
j
joint
kenevir
kif
killer
kilos
leaf
loco weed
marijuana
mary jane
mbanja (pemba)
method
mexican
mj
mo
moocah
moota
mooters
mootie
mor a grifa
mountain cabbage
nubs
nuggets
nuggies
number
one-hit
ounce
owl
panama red
parsley
pot
pounds
pr
pretendica
puff
ragweed
rainy day woman
rasta
red bud
reefer
roach
root
rope
seeds
shake
shit
shwag
skunk
skunk weed
smoke
snop
spliff
stack
stash
stems
stick
stone
swazi
sweet lucy
sweet wheat
tchene
tea
texas tea
thai-bud
thai-stick
thrupence bag
thumb
tree of wisdom
trees
turkish delight
twigs
untoque
wahupta (sioux)
weed
whacktabacky
whackyweed
wheat
wood
yesca
zol
ace
african
alaskan thunderfuck
apocynum cannabinum
ashes
aunt mary
bag
baggie
bales
bamba
bangue
bc bud
bhang
blunt
bo
bobo
bonghit
boo
bowl
bricks
broccoli
bud
buddha
bush
buzz
cannabis
cannabis indica
cannabis sativa
chief
chronic
columbian gold
cryppie
cryptonite
dagga
dank
devilweed
diggy
dirtweed
ditch
ditchweed
dobie
domestic don juan
doob
doobie
dope
draf
draw
durban poison
fir
flowers
ganja
gash
gasper
giggle twig
gold
gong
gram
grass
green
greenbud
green-sticky
griffa
happy backy
hash
hawaiian homegrown hay
hemp
herb
high
hocus pocus
homegrown
hooch
hooter
hops
humboltd
indian hemp
intsangu (zulu)
j
joint
kenevir
kif
killer
kilos
leaf
loco weed
marijuana
mary jane
mbanja (pemba)
method
mexican
mj
mo
moocah
moota
mooters
mootie
mor a grifa
mountain cabbage
nubs
nuggets
nuggies
number
one-hit
ounce
owl
panama red
parsley
pot
pounds
pr
pretendica
puff
ragweed
rainy day woman
rasta
red bud
reefer
roach
root
rope
seeds
shake
shit
shwag
skunk
skunk weed
smoke
snop
spliff
stack
stash
stems
stick
stone
swazi
sweet lucy
sweet wheat
tchene
tea
texas tea
thai-bud
thai-stick
thrupence bag
thumb
tree of wisdom
trees
turkish delight
twigs
untoque
wahupta (sioux)
weed
whacktabacky
whackyweed
wheat
wood
yesca
zol
by George McBob September 07, 2009
by VIIZZZZZIICKE February 02, 2007
by calvizzal November 04, 2006
by weedman July 23, 2002
Would bring about world peace if mandated one toke a day worldwide. Einstein was smoking it when he discovered relativity, and that's a fact buy his memoirs it's in there. It's a shame it's illegal, the only reason is because it is the most common drug, basically a cash cow for the courts.
Also, "marijuana" is a racist term, it's not Spanish ("mota" is the term for pot). It's xenophobic to call it this and if you want to sound the least bit educated call it "Cannabis"
Also, "marijuana" is a racist term, it's not Spanish ("mota" is the term for pot). It's xenophobic to call it this and if you want to sound the least bit educated call it "Cannabis"
"Einstein smoked marijuana and destroyed Newton's classical theory of mechanics, yet somehow if you smoke it people call you stupid"
"What do Salvador Dali, Van Gogh, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Einstein, and Kurt Vonnegut all have in common?"
"They were all geniuses?"
"well, yea, but they all loved marijuana too"
"What do Salvador Dali, Van Gogh, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Einstein, and Kurt Vonnegut all have in common?"
"They were all geniuses?"
"well, yea, but they all loved marijuana too"
by EisMCsquared February 15, 2010
Person One: That marijuana stuff is so bad for you. It causes cancer and kills you and....
Person Two: Shut up.
Person Two: Shut up.
by Random Wandering Person September 13, 2009